Best Week Ever has a new product that I think will sell like crazy. In honor of Lindsay Lohan's skills in poor spelling and being a total drunk, they introduce "Adequite". I love this, it's perfect!

Angelina Jolie doesn't "feel for" her daughter, Shiloh. What is her problem? It's great that she loves her adopted kids but why is she shunning her biological child, even calling her a "blob"? There are going to be some serious psychological issues with these kids...

"I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her... I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this... yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality... I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable." (source)

I'm starting to think she's really a total witch. And Brad Pitt is pw'ed so badly I'm surprised he knows his butt from a hole in the ground. He has a bad habit of that. That being said, I'd still be all over him. The picture is beyond funny, Jennifer Aniston as Angelina Jolie from Milkfat. Genius. Enjoy.

The Donald slams Rosie again in the ongoing feud. I do not like Rosie, she's obnoxious as hell, and I hate how she's always cramming her views down other peoples throats. Starzilla Jones was bad enough on the view, but good grief, why couldn't they have just put a chimp with a hat in her place. I mean at least the chimp would be entertaining and we could all laugh when it flung poo at Barbara Walters! Anyways, here's Donald giving it to Rosie:

"Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife -- you needed the rest.

An article in today's New York Post indicates that you blew up at Barbara Walters for being a 'liar.' Actually, I don't blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could 'patch things up' (I said no). To be exact, she said that 'working with her is like living in hell' and, more pointedly, 'Donald, never get into the mud with pigs' and, 'don't worry, she won't be here for long.' Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that's why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how 'Rosie was doing,' she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said 'Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.'

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely, Donald J. Trump

P.S.

I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!"

That was so cold. I love him, end of story. (Oh and as for the pic- even Boy George doesn't want to kiss Rosie- think about that)

Lindsay Lohan was said to have had an appendectomy a week ago, but rumors are that she's done nothing close to getting R&R and eating chicken soup since then. First there was this report:

20-odd friends were shuffling in and out of Lohan's apartment in L.A. on Wednesday night when she called in sick with the flu to the set of "I Know Who Killed Me" - which will halt production until she's recovered. Her visitors "were not there to bring her chicken soup," a source said. Another spy said she was continuing the "constant party she started on New Year's." While celebrating in Miami, Lohan wouldn't allow bottles of liquor near her where they could be photographed - but Page Six received eyewitness accounts of Lohan drinking vodka out of water bottles.(source)

Then there was this report of Lindsay partying with Blink 182 drummer, Travis Barker:

Travis and Lindsay burned up the dancefloor most of the night. (Funny, most musicians don't dance. Even funnier - Lindsay's "appendectomy" last week didn't slow her down in the slightest!) When they weren't dancing they were "smoking" and with every swig out of her naughty water bottle, Lindsay got a little giddier and noisier. The pair hung out until 5 AM and left separately. But an observer noted that when Lindsay made her exit, she looked "wasted."(source)

First- straight vodka from a water bottle- wow, that's harsh. Second-Isn't she supposed to be in AA? Nice cover there, Lindsay. Third- Travis Barker?? Gross. Why because this guy is single now are all these celebs hitting on him? I'm pretty sure the bum on the corner that smells like pee and talks to himself is single too, but no one is asking him out! Fourth- Appendectomy my rear end- she probably OD'ed again or had alcohol poisoning! She is trash- plain and simple, and she is going to crash HARD soon!

Yawn. I really thought Angelina Jolie would fight dirty, but now she wimped out! I am so upset. Here she is kissing up about bad mouthing Madonna's adoption:

"The article included many falsehoods," Jolie said in a statement on Monday. "I said many positive things that were omitted. I feel we must focus on the present and I encourage everyone to be supportive so that every child can adjust nicely to their new home."

So..boring... Oh, and because I'm mad at her, I chose not to put up pictures of Angelina or Madonna and opted for some cats fighting instead cause that's more exciting.

I give up. I think I did that a while back, but these pictures of Britney Spears on a yacht with a K-fug look alike are the last straw. She's stupid, she's nasty, and we should all wash our hands of her. What, are they going to fly to Vegas and get married, then have 10 kids she's never around??? Pathetic, just pathetic.

Yum. That's what I have to say about Nick Lachey. Jessica Simpson left him for what reason now? He is a sweet piece of man candy!

Dustin Diamond used a stunt...um..manhood??? Dustin is trying to say he was shocked that the video was released but some sources are saying otherwise:

"Dustin was in on this deal from the start," Schmidt tells us. "He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it." Schmidt showed us what he vouches is Diamond's signature on a contract dated Aug. 27, 2006. Attached is a cover letter on which Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, appears to have scribbled, "Let's make some money!" Schmidt suspects Diamond has been doubly deceptive. "I have reason to believe that is not Dustin's [manhood] in the movie," says the agent. "You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I'm going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public."

A stunt manhood? Seriously? Wow, that's sad. I mean I saw clips of the movie, (yes, I am ashamed) and believe me, it was no monster. I would love for it to come out that it was a stunt, um, thingy, that would be the best. Can you imagine the shame?! Wait, this is the same guy who gave a girl a dirty sanchez, that should be shame enough. Uhhhh, sick.....

So wrong on so many levels. Here's Anna Nicole and her skeezy lawyer, Howard K Stern. Eww. And here are her tattoos. Who are these people?? Those have to be the worst faces I've ever seen. She looks so drugged out of her mind. I will not be surprised if she OD's, and then the lawyer gets everything. He is so creepy. (*shudders*)

Wait, what? Someone explain how this works..
Liz Hurley and her fiancee Arun Nayar are planning some huge ordeal of a wedding on March 3rd in England before heading to India. The five-day Indian adventure will include stops in Bombay and Rajasthan.

"Sources close to Liz claims she’s spending almost $1 million on the affair. She’s also planning to wear a 4,000 pound pink sari worth nearly $12,000. " (source)

So, how the heck do you walk in something that weighs 4,000 pounds?? Why is it so heavy??? I don't know any fabric that can out weigh a person!

WTF is wrong with Britney Spears?? Lord knows she can't put an outfit together to save her life. And beyond that, she looks like crap! Where are her children???? You know what, it's probably better that she's not around them. I can only imagine how they'd turn out. Run, Sean Preston and Jayden James (if he really exists), run as fast as your stubby little legs can go!!!!!

So here comes a feud between Angelina Jolie and Madonna. I'm totally rooting for Angelina!!!!!

'Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born. It's a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.'(source)

Now, I just love a catfight. I don't know if that should be 2 words, or what, but it doesn't matter!!!!!! I love how she is trying to act all law abiding. Puh-lease, didn't Angie have a major habit? And I don't mean adopting babies. Still, Madonna creeps me out, so I'll vote against her any day. And to think, as a kid I thought she was so cool. I feel so cheated and robbed, thanks a lot Madonna.

This is how we do it, folks. Christina Aguilera knows how to exit a vehicle! She looks amazing every time you see her! Take notes, Britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me or does Jessica Simpson look a little thick? Here she is spazing out for a Pizza Hut commercial. I just don't love her. It would be insulting to say she's dumber than a box of rocks...to the rocks.

A pack of lies, by Britney:

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I've addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I've had the time to be "me," I've been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally "free." I've been working so hard on this new album and I can't wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I'd be unhappy too if I had to read what I've been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I've been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

Well, first I'd like to say I'm surprised she can write, so bravo Britney. Second, I doubt with all the hard partying she's been doing that she's done a darn thing on her "album", third...well I don't know what third was but it's all BS. Where is Jaden James? And why hasn't she ho'ed him out yet!? We've all seen where he came from for crying out loud! (source)

Ok, some pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini have been all the rage on the blogs these days. And I have to say (and being a girl I can say this) she does look awesome. But I think the happiest person in the world is this guy here, and I mean really happy! Umm, I don't even know if I've ever seen a bikini pic that has a guy pitching a tent, but here ya go! (Oh, and as far as he's concerned, I'm not impressed!)

Seriously, why doesn't she just rent a wing at the hospital??? Lindsay Lohan practically lives there already!

Leslie Sloane, Lindsay's rep, tells TMZ that Lindsay was not feeling well and went to the doctor yesterday. The doctor performed several tests and determined that Lindsay was suffering from appendicitis. Doctors asked her to return to the hospital today to remove her appendix as a precaution. Sloane says Lindsay is resting comfortably.(source)

Why is a 20 year old girl in the hospital this much??? Short of a terminal illness, why the heck does she need this much medical attention!?

Oh snap!!! This is getting good! I hope Maury does a 2 hour special for this one! Mel B is going to have her paternity test aired on American tv!!!!!

Sources say that Mel is planning to reveal results of her baby's paternity test on live television.
The former Spice Girl is reportedly determined to get revenge on her former lover, actor Eddie Murphy, who dumped her during an interview on Dutch television at the end of last year.After the split, the "Dr. Dolittle" actor said he would be demanding a DNA test to confirm he is the father of Mel's unborn child, who is due in March.
Jilted Mel is determined to have the last laugh by revealing the results to the entire world.

Oh, I lurve this! I wonder how it will play out? Will she start crying and run of the stage if it's not Eddie's?? Will she be in the back screaming "I swear I thought it was his baby!!!!" or will Eddie have to eat crow and pay up?? This is awesome!!!!!

Everyone is hating Britney these days. So much for her big come back! Seems like she may get fired!

"While in New York she was in the studio recording for Jive Records. She worked some nights until 4 a.m. laying down tracks for a new CD. She thinks it's the makings of a really great album. They don't. Talk inside the company is that either it's redone, or they need to drop it - and her.

Jive fears she's alienating her fan base. Their fan base. Jive caters to a young music-buyer, and the continued atmosphere - drinking, bingeing, partying, whatevering, photos with no panties for a mother of two infants - is hitting sour notes. Besides, Jive is not in sync with the five tracks Brit delivered … The recording has stopped midway. Nothing more has been done because the company doesn't yet know what it wants to do. "

All I can say is...Ya think??? Who does her behavior go over well with??? She's a lost cause, I don't really care what she does anymore, I just feel sorry for her kids. Both their parents are borderline retarded and their mother is a total ho. I hope they have a good nanny. They will probably be like the kid in "Fun with Dick and Jane"..." I need to watch Telemundo! Bob Esponja!!!!"(And just for fun, here's a pic of Britney with some midgets!)

Probably one of the least exciting bikini butt shots ever. I think Lindsay Lohan has enough bikinis to circle the globe, maybe twice. Here she is with some dude in a green one. Yes, really thrilling, I know.

Meet Ruby Sweetheart Maguire! The newest addition of Toby Maguire and fiancee Jennifer Meyer. Why the name, you may ask??? Well Toby says:

“Jen’s grandmother, who passed away recently, would always call her ‘Sweetheart,’” Maguire explained to Jay Leno. “We named her that to honor her grandmother.” As for Ruby? “We just like the name.”

Ok, I guess that's kinda sweet, but whose Grandma didn't call them sweetheart??? Well, it could be worse. My Grandma called me Goose, so I guess that could be a lot worse!

And when you thought K-fug couldn't get any more pathetic..... Word is he sent Lindsay Lohan a text message on Dec.22 saying "We should hang out". He's suave, yo!

"She was totally grossed out," a Lohan pal tells Us. Says another, "She thought it was hilarious." However, Federline, didn't appreciate Lohan's "Why would I hang out with you?" reply. He fired back, calling her a "firecrotch." Says the source, "She couldn't believe he was so pathetic. She doesn't want him using her to make Britney jealous."(source)

Wow, that is beyond sad. And he comes back with "firecrotch"? Way creative and mature, Kev! Take that, Lindsay!!!!!!!

Ok, this is just sad! Every time you see Tori Spelling these days, she's either at a discount chain store or a fast food restaurant...or selling her stuff at a yard sale! I know some people are cheering that she's fallen so far, but man that has to suck! To go from Spelling wealth to KFC and Babies R Us? Owww!!!!!!

Can Brad Pitt get any hotter????? He's in the Caribbean to shoot scenes for his film "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" and looking like a major hottie!

Saint Angelina???? Artist Kate Kretz has created this painting she calls “Blessed Art Thou”. This is true craziness, but I totally agree with her:

(The painting) Will be on display at the Chelsea Galleria booth at the Art Miami Fair at the Miami Beach Convention Center, January 5-8th. Kate will be at the fair Friday & Saturday.

This painting addresses the celebrity worship cycle. The title, “Blessed Art Thou”, is taken from a line in the Catholic prayer “Hail Mary”: “…blessed art thou among women”. Our culture is deifying celebrities, but in the bible, it is the meek who are blessed, so the title presents a question for the viewer to ponder.

I chose a setting where the cycle begins: psychologically oppressive environments like this one are one of the feeding sources for the consumer, hungry for “information” about the celebrity's private life. I am interested in the psychological ramifications of celebrity worship, particularly as they relate to class.

Angelina Jolie was chosen as the subject because of her unavoidable presence in the media, the world-wide anticipation of her child, her "unattainable" beauty and the good that she is doing in the world through her example, which adds another layer to the already complicated questions surrounding her status.

The "Virgin" and Zahara figures are loosely based on a Van Dyck Virgin painting, and the Maddox figure's pose is borrowed from a Raphael painting.

This is so hilarious and yet so true! I just think the Walmart part of the pic is the greatest, I mean I have really seen some of those people! And I won't even comment on the Maddox nudity. I get it, it's art, but come on!

Is Ashlee Simpson hot??? I'm not sure. I mean she kinda looks that way, but I could be wrong. She surely doesn't look like her former self!!!! Anyways, here she is working it in Honolulu Tuesday. (Source)

What are Britney Spear's New Year's resolutions you might ask??? Spend more time with the kids? Drink less? Wear more underware???? Heck no, it's all about her!!!!! Britney tells People that this year she wants to:

“Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more.” (Source)

That's right folks. Big goals for Britney Spears this year! Oh, and I'm not sure where the pic is from, but I thought it was funny!

I'm trying to type this in between gags, so stay with me. Jessica Simpson spent New Year's with John Mayer....sorry, there was another one.

The pair have dodged rumors of an off-and-on relationship for months, and they set tongues wagging again on New Year's Eve when they arrived together in the Hudson Hotel's VIP room just after 2:10 a.m.

The singers, who were out with a group of pals, according to a friend of Mayer's, held court for about 40 minutes in a sofa nook across the room from Christina Aguilera's entourage, which included her husband Jordan Bratman.

Simpson and Mayer later left together and hit Stereo nightclub for some more celebrating. (People)

What is wrong with her? I mean, I don't even like her, but John Mayer??? He's a troll! And he publicly humiliated her! Does she just want to be tortured or does she have zero self esteem?????

She's just tired ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Britney's rep gives an excuse for her being falling down drunk on New Year's:

"By about one o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out," Larry Rudolph, Spears' manager, told The Associated Press on Monday. "She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep."

I believe it. I also believe in fairies and unicorns too. I mean, this is Britney we are talking about here! She is a model of maturity!

Please tell me this is true!!!!!!!!!!! Word is Justin and Cameron are dunzo.

Justin also spent his Christmas in Tennessee where he told friends at a local club, “Me and Cameron? We’re done.”

He is apparently spending his time with a longtime family friend, Veronica Finn. She’s a local real estate broker in Tennessee. Justin partied with her over the holiday and she apparently stayed at his mother’s house a few nights. Sources claim the two are just friends even though they are very affectionate with each other.

I DO NOT love Cam, and I have grown a little more affectionate to the Justin, so this can be considered a good thing. Wait a minute...Justin's single...Britney's single....are you thinking what I'm thinking???????