I know that dress is designer, but I swear Chinnifer Maniston looks like she just walked out of K-Mart! Her hair is awful, and I give the over all look a big fat "F"! Yuck!

I'm in the mood for some "Vintage Daily Hotness"! Therefore, today's hotness is Orson Welles. You know, I bet he was fun. Liked to party, eat, drink, and didn't give a flip what anyone thought. He was hot!

Someone shut this woman up and keep your children away from her!!!

She said: "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex.

"I tell them what I believe - oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex.

"If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer something else. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."(Source)

What is wrong with Sharon Stone? I wish someone would stick something in her mouth, preferably a gag, then cover it with duct tape. Ugghh, it just makes me shudder to think of her as a parent.

JT thinks K-Fed is grody! Join the club Justin!

“He thinks Kevin is gross, and there’s not much that would change his mind about that,” a source told Star magazine. “He says that they [Spears and Timberlake] had a lot of great years together, and he’s pretty sad at how things turned out for her.”(Source)

This one just made me laugh. I always thought Justin was a little fruity, but can't you just see him writing this in a "Slam Book" and giggling like a school girl? Anyways, I tend to agree with him, he is "gross"!

Look at little Apple Martin! She is gorgeous! Gwyneth Paltrow's little daughter is going to be a heart breaker!

Ok, this is kind of a celebrity post. My little brother sent me this pic of himself in the studio. He has worked with the group, "The 12 Step Rebels ", and has had extra parts in several movies. Oh and he was in the hot tub with Jessica Simpson in NM a few weeks ago, (although he didn't send pics of that!). So I had to put him up here! The next big celeb, Skyler Barela!

You know this was staged! Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest were "caught" on a date recently. That almost makes me laugh to type. She will do anything for publicity and let's be honest, he's gay! He has gone out of his way recently to look straight though. Don't bother Ry!

The "Daily Hotness" for today is Starship Troopers actor, Casper Van Dien. I don't know that he has really done much else, but I think he's hot, especially in this pic, so enjoy!

Jessica Simpson is adopting???Please someone stop the madness! That girl probably can't even dress herself, much less take care of a child!

"Nothing has been finalized yet," Shuter, who was asked when and how Simpson would adopt, told the Associated Press on Tuesday. He added, "It is true that she's exploring options." (People)

She said she was inspired by Angelina Jolie, but I see one HUGE difference between the 2 of them: Angelina has a brain! And contrary to what my father says, Jessica Simpson is NOT a genius. Unless she was wearing her "I wish these were brains!" shirt and it came true.

Today's "Daily Hotness" is The Surreal Life's nice guy, Marcus Schenkenberg. He was so sweet on that show when Chyna Doll was all over him. I mean most guys would be like, "I know you're a dude, and I don't swing that way!" But not Marcus, he was a gentleman. For that, I salute him!

A monument to Britney Spears? Artist Daniel Edwards has made a sculpture named "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston".

BROOKLYN (March 22, 2006) --- A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April. Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee

Ok, I have a few problems with this:
1. Couldn't Pro-Life found a better role model than Britney Spears? How about Reese Witherspoon? She's young, has 2 kids, a good marriage, great career, AND is an awesome Mom!
2. Didn't Britney have a C-section? So all that bs about the crowning is irrelevant.
3. Let's be honest, the bear skin rug was just some dude's fantasy that he threw in there!

The "Daily Hotness" for today is one of my favorites, cult fave actor, BRUCE CAPBELL. He's popular for the Evil Dead series. I read his book "Confessions of a B Movie Actor" and laughed my butt off! I actually have an autographed copy that says "To my favorite girlfriend Katie". Yeah, I know I told him to write it, but it's fun to show people! My grandma kept saying "Oh, he writes that to everyone!" Thanks Nana! Anyways, love Bruce, great sense of humor and of course, HOT!

People Magazine reports on K-fug's Bday bash:

The singer and Federline, who turned 28 on March 21, arrived just after 8:30 p.m. at the restaurant Tao Las Vegas at the Venetian, where they slipped in through the back door and joined their 10 guests in a private dining room.

Spears (in a black halter dress with a lethally low-cut back) drank a Cosmo, while K-Fed (in a wife-beater and a New York Yankees cap) went for a Jack and Coke, shots and beer. The group dined on sushi, chicken satay, lobster tempura and grilled Kobe beef, followed by cake (served by two little people in tight dresses).

By 10:30, Federline had finished opening his presents and the party headed to Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace, where Spears snuggled with the birthday boy on the club's VIP bed when she wasn't dancing barefoot to tunes spun by DJ Hollywood (she requested Prince).

"They didn't leave each other's side all night," a clubgoer tells PEOPLE. "They danced together – Britney was doing all her famous dance moves. Toward the end of the night, they were all over each other – kissing and hugging, having a great time." The couple finally called it a night at around 2 a.m.

HATE HIM, HATE HIM, HATE HIM! Good thing he dressed for the occasion in a wife beater and ball cap! Ok, I know one of the pics is old, but honestly ya'll, that's the last time she looked good!

Ok, I've made an executive decision. I'm going to have the "Daily Hotness". I think we all need to see a hot guy every day, so if anyone has any suggestions, please let me know. For today it will be the beautiful and yummy piece of man candy, BRAD PITT. Love always, Brad, you are always in my heart!

I seriously think Katie Holmes will explode soon. I'snt that girl like 99 months pregnant! Not to mention Tom Cruise keeps dragging her everywhere! She looks so pitiful and uncomfortable. That alien should be here any day now, I'm kinda scared. Maybe we should all prepare or something, like "War of the Worlds". Oh man, I've figured it out! That what his evil plan is, run everyone run!!!!!

It's not Jennifer Maniston's fault her movies suck! Jen had this to say about her flop, "Rumor has it":

"The worst experience of my life, the worst experience, the worst film. It sounded like a great idea, an interesting backdrop for a romantic comedy. But it was never fleshed out, never fully realized.

"And for me personally, I was going through a horrible time. I wasn't at my best as an actor. I was unmotivated by it. Why talk about it? We can let that little train go by."

Yeah, why talk about it, Jen? I know I want to vom everytime I hear you talk about... well, anything really! Good thing you chose your "career" over your relationship!

Nick Lachey let's it all out. Nick goes the way of Justin Timberlake and tells all in his new video, "What's left of me"

"The video is obviously about him and Jessica," a close source tells Us. In the video, with MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo standing in for Simpson, Lachey sings in a house quite similar to the Calabasas, California, home they shared during the three seasons of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. Lachey watches as the objects of their life together gradually disappear around him. In the end, even Minnillo has vanished into the shadows. "The song is all about changes," Minnillo, 25, host of Total Request Live, tells Us. "Nick is so strong. He's really putting himself out there as a musician."

Poor Nick, I just feel bad for him. Putting up with an airhead like Jessica Simpson for 4 years was work enough, then she leaves him? Didn't she hook up with Johnny Knoxville? I might just have to put a pic of Johnny up here because, well, he's hot!

Is Demi Moore pregnant? Word is she's been shopping for baby furniture and such. Star magazine reports:

Demi made her third trip in one month to Petit Tresor, an upscale baby store in L.A. The store locked its door so that Demi could shop in private. She was particularly interested in changing tables and an armoire. "She was curious about delivery times for the furniture and about the colors and finishes," says a source. Demi was overheard telling her shopping companion, "I like this for the baby," the source adds. She also mentioned her hubby. She said, "I wonder if Ashton would like this?" When Demi was told that it would take 8-12 weeks for the pieces to be delivered, "She said she wanted it sooner," says the source.

My guess is she's adopting, (a la Meg Ryan) I just don't see her being prego. But then again, it is Demi, she's pretty wild and crazy. You know, growing up in the 80's I thought she was so cool, but I'm still on the fence about this Ashton thing. They seem fairly normal, maybe it will work. Can you imagine him as a Dad? Maybe this is all a big joke and we are about to be Punked?

Angelina Jolie is a busy girl. Not only has she been traveling all over Europe with her beau, the beautiful Brad Pitt, but she has been flying her plane while being VERY pregnant! Is that safe? No wait, I know the answer to that. Angie doesn't seem to be the type to listen to advice. Oh well, take it easy Ange.

Speaking of Brangelina, Michael Douglas has been talking some serious smack about them.

"I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina," Douglas, referring to ex-Mrs. Pitt Jennifer Aniston, snipes in an interview appearing in the new issue of GQ. "I mean, how long is that going to last?"

Phsyco Douglas goes on to say:
"I mean, don't ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger. I don't know how you get married for four months. And Julia with Lyle."

Yeah, seriously Mike, keep your mouth shut, cause that is like the pot calling the kettle black! Didn't he leave his wife and kids for Catherine Zeta-Jones? Get a life and stick to making movies.

I don't know if anyone had a thing for Jack Black, but he is officially off the market! Black eloped with his girlfriend, Tanya Haden. Well I guess there is someone out there for everyone. Must be his sense of humor!

So Charlize is not single according to her rep:

"Stuart and Charlize have not broken up. Next week everyone will be calling me saying they were married. We can't win."

I guess he was hidden in her bow at the Oscar's, that's why we didn't see him. I don't know about you, but they seem like an odd couple anyways.

According to that darling gossip queen, Perez Hilton , Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are not only on the verge of splitting, but that Tom Cruise wants sole custody of their child once it's born! Tom is concerned Katie won't raise their spawn, I mean baby, as a Scientologist. (horrors) Katie and her family (hello, her LAWYER father!) are pissed and Katie wants to run. All I can say is RUN, Katie, RUN! Tom is beyond creepy and you should be very afraid!

Is it possible for Britney Spears to be any classier? I give up with her, the white trash gene is just there! We all love Brad, Brit, but let's keep our feelings on the down low next time. BTW, is there any part of Britney's body we haven't seen recently? I could have done without the tongue.

Don't Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban look thrilled to be together? I mean seriously, it's like both of them are saying "I'm just not that into you!". Well, I guess you can't be happy all the time. The two were in Nashville recently staying at Keith's pad. Rumor is a wedding is in the works, but they both deny it. The usual story, blah blah.

You know it's bad when... Rod Stewart's, ummm, handsome daughter (bless her heart) Kim Stewart had a "nasty" experience recently when she went for a pedicure:

A source said: "her feet stunk so f***ing bad that the pedicurist refused to do her toes . . . or anybody else's for the rest of the day."

Gross. That is just nasty. Can't you afford some soap with Daddy's money? And besides, how bad do feet have to stink to have a pedicurist REFUSE to do them?

Charlize is single? Maybe it has something to do with that hideous bow on her dress at the Oscar's! No, she's a doll, not to mention she can do better! You go Charlize, girl power! A friend of Char's says:

"Charlize is free and single again. Her relationship with Stuart is well and truly over. They just grew apart. It wasn't always easy because filming often kept them apart for months."

Wouldn't you just wanna slap your friends for telling all your business? I know I would!

Poor Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise might as well put her on a leash! Everytime you see them together he's holding on to her so she won't get away. Look at her expression, it's a cry for help! Well, seems they had a little public drama:

"Tom and Katie began arguing loudly and in front of everyone," continues our super source, who was inside the basketball game. "[Cruise's son] Connor was looking on uncomfortably until Tom's sister and publicist, Leanne, stepped in to arbitrate."

After their fight, Tom & Katie made a quick exit out the back and didn't stay for the rest of Isabella's basketball game.

Poor kid too, is it possible that any Hollywood kids will turn out normal? No, I didn't think so either!

Ahhh the pity party! Jennifer Maniston doesn't want your tears!!!!

"Don't make me your victim ...It makes my skin crawl. I'm so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle [refering to Brangelina]. All I can do is go on and live my life."

Jen tells Vogue. Puh-lease! If she didn't want to be a victim, she would shut up about it! Is anyone else sick to death of her? Me too! BTW, doesn't she look especially evil in this pic!?

Quick, which one is cuter Jakey Gyllehaal or his puggle, Boo Radley? I can't decide either! Better yet, does it get any cuter than Jake and Boo on the beach? I didn't think so!

Word is Brit is pregnant again. Please, please someone tell me that girl will grow a brain and dump that moocher of a man she married! Why do I feel badly for her? Maybe cause she's just a naive southern gal? Nah, she moved to NY at an early age, and she should just know better!! Well, anyways, K-fed always looks dirty and you know he has B O, what is it that attracts her to him? His work ethic? Model quality looks? Superior intellect? Maybe it's his massive bank account? Ok, nevermind, she'll come around, I know she will!

Ok, so for the record, I love Nicole Richie. She's cute, and she was hilarious on "The Simple Life". And I think I love her more now that she is rumored to have put a stripper pole in her kitchen! Maybe you want to follow in her sexercise footsteps ? It seems many celeb already have, check out http://www.stripperpole.com/