Jessica Simpson is adopting???Please someone stop the madness! That girl probably can't even dress herself, much less take care of a child!

"Nothing has been finalized yet," Shuter, who was asked when and how Simpson would adopt, told the Associated Press on Tuesday. He added, "It is true that she's exploring options." (People)

She said she was inspired by Angelina Jolie, but I see one HUGE difference between the 2 of them: Angelina has a brain! And contrary to what my father says, Jessica Simpson is NOT a genius. Unless she was wearing her "I wish these were brains!" shirt and it came true.