The Jolie-Pitt's in wax! Madame Tussauds in New York City likes to keep its displays up to date. Therefore here is the newest addition: Shiloh Nouvell Jolie-Pitt! Umm, and yes, you can see Angie's nips.

Angie looks gorgeous! She, Brad and little Maddox went out for chow and some sun this week. Where is Shiloh? We need pix!

Are we really surprised by this?

"I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything," says Bass, referring to bandmates Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, JC Chasez and Justin Timberlake.

"I didn’t know: Could that be the end of ’N Sync? So I had that weight on me of like, ‘Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did," he says speaking about his sexual orientation for the first time with PEOPLE. (Source)

So Lance just confirmed what we have all know for a long time. He's gay. I know, I'm yawning too.

I am on the fence about Tori Spelling. I mean let's face it, she's a spoiled brat. She has an unfortunate looking chin and some wonky eyes, but do we have to hate her? I think she might have a good sense of humor. I saw "NoTorious" once and it was mildly amusing. Well, regardless, it looks like she's getting nothing from her Dad's estate and that, my friends, is wrong. Just plain wrong.

"Candy Spelling has cut her only daughter out of Aaron Spelling's will. Aaron's estate is said to be worth almost $500 million and Tori is only receiving 0.16% of that. That mean she's only getting $200k plus $600k she has in investments."(Source)

Ouch.

Poor Nicole Richie! Someone do an intervention right NOW!!!! Here's the story on her "Shop till you drop" incident:

“She was looking through a rack of clothes when she suddenly fainted and hit the floor,” an “eyewitness” told the mag. “The staff helped her to a chair and offered her something to eat. She shot back, ‘No!’ and mumbled something about it being ‘so hot.’” Although Richie turned away food, she did accept a glass of water, reports the mag, and after about 20 minutes “was steady enough to leave.”

Ok, she was not "so hot", let's be honest here. If you go without food for ,what like a year now, you are going down, literally. Someone give the girl something to eat!!!!

Guess who Ashlee Simpson looks like today?? Paris Hilton! Ashlee was at a Victoria's Secret Pink Party in NY. Ashlee Simpson for Victoria's Secret?! What is this world coming to? It's the end, I can just feel it!

Another Suri sighting! Leah Remini says she visited the Holmes-Cruise family and actually held Suri! This is the exclusive picture! Ok, it's not, but here's what she was paid to say:

"She's a beaming baby," Remini tells PEOPLE in its new issue. "She looks like Tom and Katie. She's just beautiful."
As for Suri's folks, Cruise is "one of those doting dads," says Remini, who, like Cruise and Holmes, is a Scientologist. Holmes looks "beautiful – I'm jealous of her. She bounced right back."(People)

Why is it that Tom Cruise will jump on couches and parade Katie and his other kids in front of any camera that's around, but has chosen to hide little Suri from the public eye? I think he's totally out of his mind. Did he even know Leah Remini before this?? I'm proud to say I NEVER had a crush on Tom, NEVER!

Update! If you want to make your own Suri go to "The Showbuzz"

Ok, it's his birthday, so todays "Daily Hotness" is Vin Diesel. I LOVE the arms. Mmmmm.

I tend to agree with Trent at "Pink is the New Blog", It's totally fake! Please, that looks like a doll! These are supposed to be pictures of Suri Holmes- Cruise. Whatever, why lie, everyone knows it's a fake!(PITNB)

I don't know what's going on, but Jennifer Garner looks really pregnant! Maybe it was a poor wardrobe choice, but she looks awful!

What Yo?!

"Look out, y'all! Kevin Federline hopes to prove himself as a rapper with a live performance at this year's Teen Choice Awards. Mr. Spears is taking time out of his busy schedule of smoking, hangin' at gas stations and spawning children to humiliate himself in front of millions. The Teen Choice Awards is set to air August 2o." (Celebrity Nation)

Oh why? Why would you expose CHILDREN to this mess? Kevin Federline? Who thought it was a good idea to make him a role model!?

I don't really have anything to say about this. Congrats to the newlyweds, she looks cute all prissy and preppy now!

"Avril Lavigne wed Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley on Saturday afternoon at a private estate in Montecito, Calif., a source confirms to PEOPLE.
At the outdoor, non-denominational ceremony, Lavigne was walked down the aisle by her father, John, to Mendelssohn's "Wedding March." She wore a Vera Wang gown and carried a bouquet of white roses.
The couple said their vows under an awning decorated with white flowers in front of 110 guests, including family and friends from their native Ontario.
Once the groom had kissed the bride, guests tossed rose petals at the newlyweds as they walked back up the aisle.
After the wedding, guests were to be treated to an outdoor cocktail hour before the reception, including a sit-down dinner, under a tent on the estate. In contrast to the all-white ceremony, the reception will have a red theme, with centerpieces of red roses and other flowers.
The couple's first dance is expected to be to the Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris.""(People)

He makes me cry too. Poor kid, he'll probably be scared for life.

"George W. Bush hands back a crying baby that was handed to him from the crowd as he arrives for an outdoor dinner with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Trinwillershagen, Germany on Thursday."(Perez Hilton)

Ummmmm, I have no idea what to say! Lindsay Hohan works it on the set of her new movie "Georgia Rule". My gosh I hope it doesn't make southerners look bad! Wait a minute, she makes ALL people look bad!

Gwyneth Paltrow and baby Moses did some shopping recently in NYC where she is visiting family. He's cute, but it would be hard to out-cute Apple!

What happened to Claire Danes? She looks like a zombie! I'm afraid she wants to eat my soul!

Gross! Keira Knightly has grocery store feet! Good Lord girl, put on some shoes!!!!

K-fed spends time with the kids. Isn't that sweet of him?! Forgive me for all the K-fug posts, but I can't resist, I'll get to other celeb news!

I haven't posted a "Daily Hotness" in a LONG time, but today I'm in the mood for some Taylor Hicks! He is just a doll, and the voice just makes me swoon!

Kevin Federline jammin' to the Jellyfish Song!

You all know how much I love K-fag. I laughed so hard at this video I almost died. I hope you've seen the jellyfish song on Spongebob, because this is HILARIOUS!

I honestly don't believe this child exists. TMZ has what is thought to be a copy of Suri Cruises' birth certificate, but there are some weird things going on:

The document, filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County Clerk, was filed May 8, 2006. There are several interesting items of note:

First, St. John's Hospital has a policy of filing birth certificates within 10 days of birth. In this case, Suri was born on April 18 but the certificate was not filed until May 8, 20 days later. An official from the hospital told TMZ that the delay occurred because they needed a signature from the parents or a representative of the parents certifying birth, and that person did not come in until May 4. The person who signed is labeled "friend." The signature is not legible.

Also, the "Attendant or Certifier" who signed the certificate -- Anne Heffernan, RNC -- was not in the delivery room and did not see the baby. But a hospital rep tells TMZ that Heffernan is authorized to sign when the doctor is not available. A hospital rep said "normally the doctor signs" but it isn't a requirement.

Finally, the hospital rep said that the circumstances that triggered the eventual signing of the birth certificate were that Suri needed a passport and a birth certificate is a prerequisite to obtaining one.

She's not real! I think they are trying to adopt a baby and pass it off as their own! Some crazy, Scientology related stuff is happening here!(TMZ)

So that's where my cherry boots went! British sexpot/actress/model/huge breasted Jordan (aka Katie Price) displays one of her delicious outfits at a signing for her book "Angel" (yeah right).

Oh I feel SO sorry for Britney Spears! She can't leave her house without making a total as* of herself, and I won't even mention that horrible Matt Lauer interview! I think she's trying to be a good Mom, but she's dumb as dirt! Well, check out the new bling she bought at Banana Republic...then forgot to cut the tag off.........Sorry, I had to stop and laugh a minute.

Hahahahaha! Nice try Kevin, but you ain't that bright! Kevin says his first hideous single "PopoZao" was all a trick:

"According to reports spreading across the Internet, Mr. Britney Spears put out "PopoZao" so that people would look at him like a talentless wannabe rapper. "That way, when I come out with my real sh**, people are f****** blown away," he allegedly said." (TMZ)

Oh whatever, just admit it, that piece of trash is ALL yours! You would have to come up with the preformance of the year to make up for that crap! My ears are still bleeding!

Nicole Kidman shops at Target... and fuels those pregnancy rumors! I love the "Tar-jay" (you know, the French pronunciation?) and so obviously I must love Nicole. She really does look a little thicker around the middle which is unusual for her. I doubt she really is, but who knows?

I think I should start a new game called "Who does Ashlee Simpson look like today?" Ever since the nose job she has done a great job of looking like everyone else. But even that couldn't sell tickets! Rumor is that she slashed prices to one of her concerts and STILL only sold 700! I guess the look isn't all it's about!(People)

When did disco come back? Keira Knightly looks like she just did coke and partied for like 3 days! And that was at a premier! She could have at least showered first!

Hi everyone!
I'm sorry I've been away so long, but I've been through hell and back. My little brother, the one I posted about a few months ago, passed away in his sleep in May. I just haven't felt up to doing much of anything. I guess I have to say good bye to one of my best friends, and favorite people in the world for a little while.
I love you, Sky. I miss you every minute of every day. Remember, "Forever with you, forever in me, ever the same". Long live the crazy memories and all the joy you brought me, sweetie! It's gonna be fun when we get together again!

Love Always,
Your Sister

P.S. Thanks for tuning my guitar, I thought you'd like it.