Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole, you're such a hoochie!!! Ok, I know I've been slacking in my blogging lately, so you've probably heard about the Anna Nicole Smith saga elsewhere, but I felt I should post. So Howard K Stern, her creepy attorney is claiming he's the father of little Danni Lynne Hope. I don't buy it personally, but seems he's not the only one claiming Babby Daddy status. Anna's ex, Larry Birkhead, has also stepped up and slapped her with a lawsuit. He says he fears drugs are in her system and wants custody, but let's be honest...he wants to get paid!!!! I'm putting up these pics of Anna and Howard's "commitment ceremony". Funny stuff, especially the one of her in the water looking like a whale. OK, that was mean, but so so true. Larry Birkhead hit the nail on the head...drugs, drugs and more drugs. She looks like crap!