I am just sick about this..really I am.... TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are denying the existence of a sex tape:

"Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists. " (Source)

Ok, at this point do we even care? There is, and it has been sold, there is and she's giving it away, now there isn't??? BTW, how the heck does K-fug have an agent??? Some bum on the street or one of your wanna be gangsta friends does not count as an agent!!!!!!!! Oh and if there are any K-fed sympathizers out there- if you want proof that the man is an idiot, I'll be glad to put up the "Jellyfish Jam" video again!!!!!

WTF, Britney?!?!?! Paris Hilton!?!? Seems these two are hanging out and shopping together in Vegas. What are they talking about? Sex tapes? Oh, I am hating this one! (Source)

This Britney Spears/ K-fed breakup has made me happy as a clam, if anyone has a clue as to what that means! Now Brit is in Vegas partying and winning big at Black Jack, $10,000 (ok, big for me, but like pocket change for her). She also met Mario Lopez, and went clubbing with him. She's on her way back, but I don't know about this sex tape stuff that K-fug is selling. I think it will be beyond disgusting, but you know it will sell a bazillion copies!

All I can say is, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! A new pron movie (in case you didn't know, that's code for porn- don't you feel special!?) is coming out (no, no pun intended) called JHo: Jenny on the Cock starring porn star Jasmine Byrne.

Byrne says, “I always loved Jennifer Lopez, you know J-Lo doing her singing and acting and this movie is such a fun adventure that I jumped at the chance to do it.” (Source)

I bet she jumped on it. Oh sorry, that was bad.

Ok, I wanted to be all creative and put a picture of a spaceship in the background here, but I haven't figured that out yet...give me time though and it will be bangin'! So anyways, here is the TomKat wedding photo. Ummm, well, pretty dress...umm, crap I don't know. Can you think of something nice?? It's harder than you think!!!!

Nicole Kidman has crazy hair and does Vogue. I usually think Nicole is the hotness but I am hating on her hair. It's like a white girl fro but not that cool.

Well the big day has come, and the space ship hasn't come to beam them away...just yet. That would be a heck of a way to exit a wedding wouldn't it!? So Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes married today in Italy. If you want a minute by minute report (no, I don't know why you'd want that), head on over to People .

"The sunset ceremony was performed by a Scientology minister, according to a statement from their reps. The wedding party included Cruise's children, Isabella and Connor, the best man was Cruise's best friend, David Miscavige – the head of the Church of Scientology – and Katie's sister Nancy Blaylock served as the matron of honor.

Though initially there were questions about whether Cruise and Holmes's marriage on Saturday was official – the Mayor of Bracciano, Italy, said the couple needed to have a civil ceremony in town in order to make it legal – Cruise's reps say Tom and Katie took care of everything beforehand. "(People)

I'm including some pictures here of Tom and Katie with baby Suri, who despite looking just like her Daddy, is adorable. Also pictured are J.Lo and her zombie husband Marc Anthony, and an ultra fashionable Posh Spice. She looks way hot, but she knows it, look at her with that "I'm too sexy for this dress" look...maybe she is...