I'm trying to type this in between gags, so stay with me. Jessica Simpson spent New Year's with John Mayer....sorry, there was another one.

The pair have dodged rumors of an off-and-on relationship for months, and they set tongues wagging again on New Year's Eve when they arrived together in the Hudson Hotel's VIP room just after 2:10 a.m.

The singers, who were out with a group of pals, according to a friend of Mayer's, held court for about 40 minutes in a sofa nook across the room from Christina Aguilera's entourage, which included her husband Jordan Bratman.

Simpson and Mayer later left together and hit Stereo nightclub for some more celebrating. (People)

What is wrong with her? I mean, I don't even like her, but John Mayer??? He's a troll! And he publicly humiliated her! Does she just want to be tortured or does she have zero self esteem?????